In case you need something to brighten up your day, here are some of the first pictures of the “Boy Meets World” spinoff series, “Girl Meets World!”
Also, the show was officially picked up by Disney today and is set to premiere sometime next year.
This Is The End
I saw this yesterday and it is just as funny as I thought as it would be. I wasn’t sure how well the apocalypse plot would progress. As always, the writers find ways to fill in the space with jokes you will be quoting until their next film. They make use of their star studded cast and you will laugh. I don’t want to hype the movie too much because some people do not find this raunchy humor to be their cup of tea. However, if you’ve been looking for a new funny film since 21 Jump Street, then this is your ticket.
Her tainted lips go with her swaying hips. She bats her eyes knowing she can’t miss. For once her gaze pierces, she convinces males to kiss. She tilts her head to show interest, but only to deceive. Cause another sucker is exactly what she needs. She puts her hand to stop, but only to proceed with her tongue inside his mouth. Such a sweet taste indeed.
She puts her arms around his waist to imitate a grade school dance. But she’s really setting him up for a bad romance. She puts her head to his chest and musters up a smile. Then s he politely asks, “Won’t you take me home? I’ve been standing here for a while.”
He leads her to his apartment. She strips to show attraction, but it’s a merely just a ploy to gain his satisfaction. She approaches on her knees and straddles with a pounce. She jumps up and down, her breasts join to bounce. Her left hand leads to his hair, while her right leads to her pair. As if to pledge allegiance, but she does not dare. They spend the night together, positions are always changed, still unaware that the woman was his bane.
He wakes up feeling woozy with the past night forgotten. His belongs are all gone, but who was it who robbed him?
A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret
wasn’t expecting that
IT’S BACK IT’S BACK
I’M SO DONE
What the actual fuck did I just watch?
I’m not sure what I was expecting
Oh thank god, I thought this had been lost in the bowels of the internet forever.
I do not regret watching this.
I am not eloquent. I am diffident. I am lost, almost in translation because most people don’t understand what I say even though it’s English. My thoughts are weak and I lack the imagery to paint pictures for people. I like to sing, but I don’t like my voice in the company of strangers. I am a walking contradiction like other people. I feel like the pieces of myself have dissipated, to never return again. I am probably brooding over nothing, but I am still calm with everything that’s going on. Today, I wanted to write my feelings. I actually just wanted to write.
I want to make a difference in people’s lives but people don’t really ask me for advice anymore. Maybe it’s because I stopped writing relationship posts or because I hardly write. Most likely, they’ve read it all and they have taken my best piece of advice. Live and learn through your own eyes. Because no matter what you tell a person, they will never be able to feel your situation, only empathize if not sympathize.